Meet the Crew of Splinters and Sprouts!

by Sonja Armstrong

The Furry, Feathered, Fuzzy, and Scaled

It’s a big crew. Thankfully they’re entertaining.

The Furry

Charlie the german shepherd photobombing under the trampoline arch pumpkin vine — Charlie. German Sheperd. Sonja’s Siamese twin and micromanager. aka Charles Xavier Zamphir Oompa-Loompa Arschloch

The Water Chickens

image of Kurloz standing in the snow — Kurloz (CURL-ohs). Pekin. The Spicoli of the group. Will twerk for tomatoes

image of freckles the pekin duck all muddy — Freckles. aka The Enforcer. Pekin.Don’t let her small size fool you. She’s not afraid to shank for mealworms

image of Siouxsie the cayuga at Splinters and Sprouts — Siousixe (Susie) Cayuga, certified master forager. Busy body. Hates vegetables

image of daisy the silver Swedish duck at Splinters and Sprouts — Daisy. Silver Swedish. Student body president. Encourages group cheers

Finn the ancona drake sitting on a rock — Finn. Ancona. Only Drake. Ladies man. Afraid of his own shadow

image of tilde the Ancona in the garden at Splinters and Sprouts — Tilde “the Prom Queen”. Ancona. Looks good no matter what.

beaker the peking duck in the coop laying an egg Splinters and Sprouts — Beaker. Pekin. Has two volume settings- silent and screaming.

image of peepers the pekin duck laying on a small branch of leaves at Splinters and Sprouts — Peepers. Pekin. Introvert. Currently making this fallen branch her home.

The Chickens

Bernice the leghorn at Splinters and Sprouts — Bernice. Leghorn. She’s seen some shit.

Nellie the easter egger chicken — Nellie. Easter Egger. Wants to be a bully. Keeps making friends.

chickolaus cage the silver laced wing wyandotte at Splinters and Sprouts — Henny DeVito. Silver Laced Wing Wyandotte. Diva

image of Henny devote the silver laced wing wyandotte at Splinters and Sprouts — Chickolaus Cage. Silver Laced Wing Wyandotte. Afraid of her own shadow. Still ready to fight as long as it’s not sunny.

rotisserie the isa brown at Splinters and Sprouts — Rotisserie. Isa Brown. Still waiting for that treat you promised 8 months ago.

image of bagock Obama laying an egg at Splinters and Sprouts — Babcock Obama. Isa Brown. Always campaigning for mealworms.

image of Bawk the leghorn on the coop rooftop at Splinters and Sprouts — Bawk. Leghorn. Rebel Rouser.

Feathered, Fuzzy and Scaled inside crew

image of melon the green cheeked conure parrot at Splinters and Sprouts — Melon. Green Cheeked Conure. Aka Shit Bird. Screams inappropriate words and inopportune times.

image of dart the Brazilian black tarantula at Splinters and Sprouts — Dart. Brazilian black tarantula. Still remembers the time he escaped from his enclosure. Making plans for a repeat.

image of Nagini the female ball python at Splinters and Sprouts — Nagini. Female Ball Python. Gentle cow flop of love.

Herbert the ball python enjoying his spa time in his water dish. — Herbert. Male Ball Python. Has ADHD

We hope you’ve enjoyed learning a bit about our entertainers! We look forward to sharing more about what’s going on at Splinters and Sprouts and hope you’ll join us! The cats were being prima donnas and refused to have their photos taken.

Sonja and Dan's signature on Splinters and Sprouts

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